Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Jill Biden DDS






Apparently Jill Biden desperately wants to be a dentist because she keeps parading herself around like she's a doctor. Just like every dentist pretends to be a doctor, so does Jill Biden.

HERE IT IS JILL:
Doctor means MEDICAL DOCTOR

I noticed her title, Dr. Jill Biden, during the Olympics when the announcers referred to her as doctor. I immediately looked her up and she has a PhD in Education, thus she's qualified to be a Principal, not a surgeon -- But yeah, Dr. Jill Biden works.

For those of you who are going to defend her, no one calls someone doctor, who is not a medical doctor, unless they request it. Thus, Jill Biden had to have told the media that she wants to be referred to as Doctor. In her hilarious mind, she is a doctor.

It reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where the guys wants people to call him Maestro. Granted in Seinfeld he was actually a Maestro, while Jill Biden is no medical doctor -- Not even by Philippines' standards.

I mean, honestly Jill, its not like you are or ever were a professor at Harvard. You taught writing at Delaware Technical & Community College; how good could Delaware TECHNICAL Community college's writing program be? Now you are an adjunct at Northern Virginia Community College. We all know that adjuncts are either full time workers who teach on their spare time, or worthless academics. If you're purely an academic then being an Adjunct is the equivalent of being a contract attorney (Attorneys who just do document review and are hired on a temporary basis). Like a contract attorney who will never be on track to be partner; an adjunct professor will never receive tenure. Therefore, her doctorate is based on her PhD which qualifies her to be a professor, but she can't even teach at a prestigious institution or have a tenure track position. Some fucking doctor.

Dr. Jill Biden's justification was she was tired of being called Mrs. Biden or Mrs. Senator Biden. What a stupid fucking justification. Maybe she went to the same school as Dr. Dre.

I've decided that after May I want to be referred to as Doctor as well. I will be receiving a JD (Juris Doctor) and thus just as qualified to be called a doctor as Dr. Jill Biden.

I wouldn't even let her clean my teeth.

Good job TQ for giving yourself your own nickaname, TQ. At least you're in good company with creating fictitious titles.

1 comment:

  1. LOL seriously Delaware is a joke of a state anyways--it's only useful purpose is as a tax haven. http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/30/business/30delaware.html

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