Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Olympics! You hosers!


Watching these Olympics makes me love Canada. They put a spoken word guy on a pedestal who looked exactly like what a spoken word guy would look like - He was fat, wore a newsboy hat, looked like he hadn't showered or shaved in weeks, one word - perfect. Where the hell did they find those Indians to literally dance for the entire 5 hour opening ceremony? Not only did those Indians dance for so long, but they obviously made their own costumes. None of the costumes matched, were of ridiculous colors, and looked obviously home made. And then when they try to light the torch with 4 people, only 3 of the torch lighting pillars came up. Last night, they had issues for their long speed skating track because they couldn't get the ice proper for skating. But amidst all of this chaos, no one was executed. You think the guy who coordinated the final torch lighting ceremony in China would be alive if he fucked up? I'm sure the Canadian guy didn't even lose his job. Did I forget to mention that someone also died on one of their courses? How can you not love Canada, land of the Marijuana political party.

Go Go Johnny Weir!!

All of the animal rights nuts need to lay the fuck off. He wears fur. So the fuck what? I eat rabbit. What the fuck are you supposed to do with rabbit fur after you eat the rabbit? If animals are raised for food, why not for apparel? Is fur so different than leather?

1 comment:

  1. I'm also sick of the sob stories like they did one on Lindsay Jacob Ellis or whatever her name is for how bad she wants the gold medal this year because last olympics she didn't win because she did some stupid showboating snowboard trick and fell on her stupid face when she could've won the race in a landslide. I really don't feel sorry for her at all, I thought I was watching professional sports--not american idol!!

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