Palin Vice-Presidency...Retarded by Obama

One word aptly describes Sarah Palin--Retarded.

Retards of America UNITE! You now have a public figure to rally around, the problem is...Retards are retarded.

I decided to do a little research and here are the Medical definitions:

Main Entry: re·tard Pronunciation: ri-'tärd Function: transitive verb : to slow up especially by preventing or hindering advance or development

Main Entry: re·tard·ed Pronunciation: ri-'tärd-&d Function: adjective : slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development :characterized by mental retardation

Therefore the use of the word "retarded" is correct if used to describe something or someone that is developmentally RETARDED.

So here is the beef I have with Palin. She states that Rahm Emanuel should be fired for stating that liberal democrats are "Fucking Retarded." Well, democrats fighting democrats in a very very partisan Congress is...well...Fucking Retarded. But to spin it in a way to support Rahm, democrats fighting each other will developmentally retard any democrat legislation. Thus, he was using it in a correct way, even if it was unintentional. Here is where Palin demonstrates her ignorance and it makes me want to punch her in her stupid face.

“Just as we’d be appalled if any public figure of Rahm’s stature ever used the “N-word” or other such inappropriate language..." Basically, Palin is saying that minorities, such as African-Americans, are the equivalent of retards. The big point she misses is that mental RETARDATION is a genetic defect; my ethnicity is not.

The most recent Family Guy episode obviously makes fun of Palin and down syndrome, but for fucks sake its Family Guy. Who takes Family Guy seriously and gets offended by the show? Bristol Palin wrote a response on her mom's facebook, but honestly, keep your fucking legs closed if you are going to advocate for family values. Are we really going to be lectured by some bitch who would be a perfect candidate for MTV's "16 and Pregnant" or "Teen Mom".

Yet when Rush Limbaugh actually called retards--retards, she only released a statement that called it crude.

Palin defends Limbaugh because she claims he's using "retard" as satire. WHAT THE FUCK IS FAMILY GUY IF NOT SATIRE? HARD NEWS?

Hypocritical a little? I guess it goes along with her taking jabs at Obama for using a teleprompter in her tea bag speech. Then again, maybe all the Hypocrites and the parents who love them would be offended if we went around calling hypocrites--hypocrites.

Beyond all of this, she is the stupidest fucking person to run for office. When giving her speech to a Tea Bagger convention she had to read notes off of her hand. Are we in 10th grade English class? Except in 10th grade English, I had to learn Hamlets soliloquy, Palin on the other hand (GET IT?) had the following words: "energy", "budget cuts(Though budget was crossed out and 'tax' written underneath)", and "Lift American Spirits". What the fuck? She can't remember her own talking points that are her key issues and priorities? Next time I go in for a job interview I will create my own cheat sheet comprised of the following words written on my hand: "Team player", "Self-motivated", "Went to a four-year college--not on the internet".